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Laz'ab.exe by Quarter-Virus Laz'ab.exe by Quarter-Virus
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WARNING: OLD ART!! The art and comments in this Deviation may no longer represent the artist's current views or interests.

Once he's done being frozen in abject horror, :iconfarbjous:, he will be hunting you down promptly. I suggest you use this time to run.


--Sak
Star Wars the Old Republic © BioWare
All characters and artwork © Shamine Athena King
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:iconsanseleyesofgod:
SanselEyesofgod Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES TOTTALLY!
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:iconalcatrazblack:
AlcatrazBlack Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist
I can totally understand him being asexual and paranoid. That's how I had been living for a time, and I'm still paranoid.
Anyway, I love his character very much but I would only want to be his friend. Partly because I'm not into guys and because we share interests.
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:iconiwannacheesesandwich:
iwannacheesesandwich Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
System error! Program "Sexual Advances" not recognized. Full system reboot. Wait time: unknown.
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:iconsix-foot-two:
Six-Foot-Two Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
awwawwwwwwww shiz gon go DAYOUN!!!!!
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:iconsilyabeeodess:
SilyaBeeodess Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Laz'ab, but oh my gosh, so funny! XD 
I get the feeling that it ain't gonna be a pretty picture when Laz'ab gets ahold of that dude.  I can see him quoting Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2: "See this contraption here?  It's a gift- your parting gift!  As in it with part you.  Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you WAAAAAAAAYY over there, staining the wall!"
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:iconthecommissarfangirl:
TheCommissarFangirl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If I had 3 wishes, the first would be to bang Laz'ab, the second would be to wish I could wish for more wishes. Then I would wish for more wishes, and spend them all banging Laz'ab. o-o
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:iconlidius-arcanriz:
Lidius-Arcanriz Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I feel the same way laz Ace 4 life. x)
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:iconatreefullofstars:
ATreeFullOfStars Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD Okay, I know it's not particularly wise to laugh at Laz'ab, but that expression...

(Hopefully he's too distracted by Farbjous's suicidal tendencies to notice.)
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:iconnaritazuma:
NariTazuma Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
OMG! XD this is too funnyyyyy >w< I luv your art and your awesome style and humor and your just an amazing person. your charaters are awesome too
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:iconwolfstar04:
WolfStar04 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry Laz'ab I am a Depression/Anxiety prone ADHD/ADD girl with scars up and down my arms from constant scratching. I normally abhor hugs when in a mood and prefer to be locked up and away from people. I also collect sword I like swords and wouldn't mind seeing your weapon collection an take notes on what I need to add to my own collection one day...

Now if you excuse me Mr. Laz'ab I need to wallow in self pity and pain I just got braces for the third and final time.... *Stalks off*
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:icondemialc-neeb-sah-em:
Demialc-neeb-sah-em Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Frabjous, take out a life insurance policy. Your family will need it.
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:iconbellasylph:
BellaSylph Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's too funny! I'm more empathetic, I'd spend my 8 lives trying to help/fix him rather than bang him. Now, James on the other hand....
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:iconelectricpoodle:
ElectricPoodle Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
After initial reaction...there will be blood. LOTS of blood.
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:iconangel-dust-ryuuki:
Angel-Dust-Ryuuki Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh this is hilarious.
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:iconfarbjous:
Farbjous Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Oh you!Llama Emoji-10 (Shy) [V1] You're making me blush like a school girl! Took me hours just to comment due to my over heated face!

It's to bad that I believe in REINCARNATION.Llama Emoji-66 (Orly) [V3] 



(But really I'm sorry Laz'ab. I know your schizophrenic with a abused past, but I'm stupid and suffer from hybristophilia for you. You can fix hybristophilia but not being stupid for you.) 
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:iconkogoma10:
kogoma10 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I agree with this... >_> 
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:iconladyofthegeneral:
LadyoftheGeneral Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I completely and one hundred percent agree with Farbjous. Of course, since I know his background I would respect his boundaries, of course. But still. HE'S GORGEOUS.
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:iconkiira-kat:
Kiira-Kat Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
B-But but...we want to touchy...especially his lekku's *rub rub* XD I think he'd chop my hands off then slap me with them. *imagines the "stop hitting yourself" would fall in there* lol
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:iconanthro7:
Anthro7 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
X'D The poor thing!

Quick, turn the safe search options back on! See if that flushes the cache!
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:icondarkrainbow-bones:
DarkRainbow-Bones Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahah! Love it!
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:iconjarethshaven:
JarethsHaven Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Writer
YES!
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:iconpage-mistress:
Page-Mistress Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
[hands Laz'ab a shovel and a machete] And if anyone asks me, you were sleeping at the time of the murder.
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:iconarken51:
arken51 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I'll back you up  that.
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:iconannrita45:
AnnRita45 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
uhhhh.......yea, no. not in a million years would I screw him....love the character, but that's cuz I enjoy seeing what crazy stuff he gets into. I respect boundaries, even with fictional characters....
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:iconquarter-virus:
Quarter-Virus Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Professional Filmographer
I think he'd want to hug you for that, if not for, yannow, the whole aversion-to-physical-contact thing.
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:iconannrita45:
AnnRita45 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
how about a handshake??? ya know, if he doesnt take my hand off....
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:iconquarter-virus:
Quarter-Virus Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Maybe not. He'd maybe just disinfect his afterwards.
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:iconannrita45:
AnnRita45 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ah....well, if he agrees, I would give him a hand shake...
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:iconshendin:
Shendin Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah. I'm gonna run that way now.
*Scrams*
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:iconscringeheart505:
Scringeheart505 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Score on the epic 'WTF' face!
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:iconthe-cerzz:
The-Cerzz Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwwww he is so adorable all busted like that :) *pokes with a twig* just geniuses genii?! Whatever, both you and the commentor :D So much ness of the epic :D 
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:iconf1r3m0th:
F1r3m0th Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Professional Writer
Show of hands who's wanted to cuddle Laz'ab.

*raises hand*
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:iconbribri857:
Bribri857 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
hey Canadian-Rainwater, can i ask you a question? how do you think your characters would react if they came to our world? Sweating a little... 
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:iconquarter-virus:
Quarter-Virus Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Ohh for these crossover/fourth-wall-breaking things where my characters interact with me/my watchers/each other I kind of assume they are in a version of the present day lurking about my headspace. Basically they are themselves ... just with less access to their dungeons of horror and torture devices.
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:iconbribri857:
Bribri857 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Ok cool! Thank you for answering my question :)
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:iconhissdragon:
Hissdragon Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
[Involvement Intensifies]
Okay, so he's not a snuggle-type. But I bet you could still, like, feed him cookies and stuff.
Y'know, after you got past the whole "What did you put in these? TELL ME OR I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH" thing...
Relax. It's just chocolate chips. And loooooove. Butmostlychocolatechipspleaseputtheknifedown.
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:iconanimtasy:
Animtasy Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And thus the image of someone trying to motorboat Laz'ab's Lekku has come to mind.

Oh dear.
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:iconlenoa-of-elacas:
Lenoa-of-Elacas Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha! Oh, man. Priceless xD
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:iconkillercaitie:
KillerCaitie Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Laz'ab is an asexual paranoid schizophrenic who was horribly abused in his youth. No touchy. Ever."
That just makes it all the more fun.

/Grell voice
"Oh Lazzy! We're going to have the greatest of times, ohohoh!"

Besides, being a Warlock I can just soulstone & keep coming back. Harem of Warlocks. XD
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:iconsekrain:
Sekrain Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Broke
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
XD
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:iconraptorred79:
RaptorRed79 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Farbjous !!  You are a FREAKING GENUS !!!! :rofl:

Once again Rainwater you have taken a random comment and turned it into comedy gold.  you too are a Evil Genus !! :salute:
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:iconquarter-virus:
Quarter-Virus Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Hahaha, aww, thank you!
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:icondemondragon000:
DemonDragon000 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
oh dear....better get the cleaning droids ready....
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:iconimmortallydead:
ImmortallyDead Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist
Ah, this is so good XD
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:iconkogarashi-ookami:
Kogarashi-Ookami Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
HA!
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:iconluludallasmultipass:
LuluDallasMultipass Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Naah, I'd spend that time copying down and studying his epic tats. Though the ones on his eyes make him look like a raccoon.
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:iconkupieckorzenny:
KupiecKorzenny Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Instinct of self-preservation is officially extinct.
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:icondamushroom:
DaMushroom Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
.....Poor Laz'ab.


Don't freak out too much man-most of us fear and 'respect' the shiznit out of ya. I don't think we're too keen on you pulling out our intestines with hooks for even saying such things like that....
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:iconwildmysticsong:
WildMysticSong Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god, his expression is PRICELESS! XD
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